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otakusexart: Absolute fag seduces rape party This is not how to dress in a club. Or do you and this is a specialÂ club for such things?**BTW, looking for sex and asking to be raped are two vastly different things. No one asks to be raped.**

deepthroatenthusiast: Sunday is deep throat training day. Every training is better when you do it with a partner. So why not include a good friend to your deep throat training? This picture should give you and idea how much fun this can be.

grover3: What Men and fags will do for money. It has to be torture for both when after such a vigorous fucking the Man pulls out to wank for the camera before shoving it back in. You KNOW this is not how their normal fuck would go. The Man would

This is not how you do it! Use your hips, not your whole body!

wasureneba: tomlinfaggot: liquidpixie: dialray: ultimagus: littlewhinging: still one of the best things ive ever seen. slaughter melon reporting for duty. BROCONUT m a n g ERI NE FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON too good to not reblog How can I not

thornprince: slaveoftheflesh: vinerva: Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT. MOZART YOU LIL SHIT SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE

fuckyeahfriendlyfire: If this is not how you DP, you’re doing it wrong.Fuck, this is outstanding!Who is she? Is that Misha Cross?

ask-sexy-pinkiepie: I don’t taste vanilla… -.-“ Oh my~ W-Well you certainly know how to mix the ingredients well~ (This is awesome ^^ Thank you for drawing Smitty ask-Sexy-pinkiepie. Ill try to do a draw back soon. Their expressions are awesome

oxfordcommafanclub: not a day goes by where i do not give thanks for Nicki Minaj

This is exactly how you can end up wasting an entire day in bed with your significant other. Only leaving the bed to use the bathroom and procure snacks. The only issue I have is that she hardly lets go of her cellphone. You’re not taking selfies

hexephra: POSES??? ctrl click or cmd click each image for readable sizes, or just click these handy links: one two three four Once again stressing that this is how I do things, not how you should do things. I mean, you can if you want. But it’s entirely

do you like strawberries

gunsandfireandshit:queefcity:gunsandfireandshit:Remember, if you haven’t felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more op tryna make bees come outta ppls bones

ocebutt: dooptown: i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

nicolasrix: @curdalert, asked me a few weeks ago, “How do you approach figure drawing?”While this isn’t really figure drawing in the traditional sense. This is just me trying to show how I see the human form, how I simplify things for myself

greenemmanuelle: hentaiyarou: I’m all for cat boys, but the art where they’re trying to stick their own tails into their assholes is just too much. DO YOU KNOW HOW TAILS WORK? THAT IS NOT HOW TAILS WORK. WOULD YOU WANT A FURRY TAIL STUCK UP YOUR

eyesofwitt: Badass Amy as Root ~~BTS on the POI set for SE422, YHWH(My personal pics, please do not remove my watermarks or repost. Thank you.)

lace-and-cotton: Things I do not care about:your weightyour GPAyour education or job statusyour incomethe size of any body partThings I absolutely care about:how nice you are to othershow much you love animalsif you will not judge me for how much I eatif

flammelikesbutts:What do you mean, this is not how I’m supposed to use my make-up brushes?

stricklybunnies: No, this is not how you do 69 guys

This picture is amazing. I wonder how many people will not realize what this represents. Reblog if you do.

honinan: what do you mean this is not how the scene went

americangothgirl: fangirlinginleatherboots: Do we see how generalizing is causing the alienation of a group. Do we understand that this is not going to help anyone. Do we understand that THIS IS NOT HOW YOU GO ABOUT CHANGING THE WORLD FOR THE BETTER.

dadstilinski: do you ever just not mind a ship but the shippers the shippers

elvendashears: WHAT! by Elvendashears omg! can’t stop doing mikasa selfie things~! darn that cover XD Cause this is how i ship them :) Most people in the fandom now are “WHAT” XD and the rivamika fans are in shambles, I say, ship them however you

l-e-v-i-ackerman: Source: まっつんマツバキ Please do not remove source.

virtualkiera: “Good morning New York. I’m sorry to bother you. I’m not hungry. I do not want food or money, I just need a little support. I got dumped last week and I’m trying to give her space but I can’t do nothing. If you have any words

eatyourkimchi: Hailey…WAHHHHH!!! Not only is this AH-MAZING, we actually totally love Katamari Damacy, played all the games, and even own the soundtracks…HOW DID YOU KNOW!!?? And how did you do this?? Simon is rolling down his sexy window! Look at

beautflstranger: With a certain film coming out next February, I think that a lot of people will be influenced to try BDSM. Men might find themselves thinking that all which is needed is a certain posture, voice, and cat in their hand ( and by ‘cat’

feministfuckdolltrainer: domesticatedcunt: girls!!! This is exactly how you should view your relationship with Your man! These beliefs are the only guarantee of feeling satisfied in your relationship for both Him and you. If you do not feel this way,

kaalashnikov:How boring do you have to be to give aliens binary gender systems tho

This picture is amazing. I wonder how many people will not realize what this represents. Reblog if you do. this is just, so perfect.

the-goddamazon: kyssthis16: kiki-eternal: white nonsense How to lose friends and alienate people, indeed. This is also how you get yo ass whooped. White people always trying to hurt and maim each other for laughs. Like do y’all not know how to

polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t

houseofalexzander: Get it right! Please. No, the pictures above are not of a boy in a dress. No, the pictures above are not of someone who cross dresses. No, the pictures above are not of a cisgender individual. People like to throw my pictures around

freshest-tittymilk: knownas-nani: zaynmalikleft: there’s not enough words to describe my love for this human being The please at the end tho Slut shamed at every age tho…

allmymetaphors: I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

mideater: ‘The Last Lullaby’ Its 4 am here. And i dont know what im doing right now.lol pardon with my handwriting , hopefully it doesnt screwed yer eyes. Trust meh this is the last angst I did, next time will be something funny OTL I just wanna

douglasbartholomew: adventures-in-zookeeping: Remember when Disney treated emotional trauma as an actual physical ailment and not the stupid “just stop being upset” thing? Big Hero 6 was a great movie

batched: hellfyreak: batched: notsosilentwallflower: batched: knightlock: how much do boy/girlfriend cost at least 3 potato didn’t it use to be 2 potato the recession hit us hard THIS IS NOT 9GAG. YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. not leaving

gaggirl: this is not how you do the dishes.

badmanbadplace: How to weigh my boobs? Gee, I have a franchise available for this business but this is clearly how you do it at home. If you are planning to reduce your breasts this is one way to find out if you are eligible or not.

immafuckinunicorn: that is NOT how you eat a fucking kit kat What the hell is thisWHERE YOU RAISED IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY OR SOME SHIT NO WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. what in the fuck is this who the fuck do you think you are? THIS is why

itsallprimal: Good morning kitten, yes I know this is not how you planned on starting the new year, but why don’t you enjoy that while I go make breakfast. I am doing a whole spread so, it should be ready in an hour or so. I will come get you when

fuckyeahfriendlyfire: If this is not how you DP, you’re doing it wrong.Fuck, this is outstanding!Who is she? Is that Misha Cross?

guys really are so stupid like I allowed you the privilege of seeing me naked and this is the shit you pull???? I’m so angry guys are soOOOoo DUMB

jamtastik: freekahzoid: NO That shit is going to be like 贄 per controller i hope this isnt the final product…official word comes on the 20th, so im really hoping this is not their idea. do you know how often i drop my controllers or they just

suprchnk: girls never let you look at their face for a long time. it’s always “why are you looking at me like that?” cause you have a nice face that i enjoy looking at. then they wanna hide it, like what are you doing? this is not how this is

Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job

sexynfun: itsallprimal: Do not be complacent to think you are finished pleasing me. You will be done when my hands lets you go. ~Primal ^ Now this is how i’d love to be handled. Want her place so bad!

makeyoumilky: humblehucow:THIS ☝️☝️☝️IS NOT HOW YOU INTERACT WITH SOMEONE 👏I don’t care what you call yourself in the bedroom, but people who run porn blogs do not owe you anything 👏 Getting gross messages like this from people who

zanabism: harry-potter-on-meth:zanabism:bravery is not an option for us. girls HAVE to be brave in order to work the night shift, to take the last bus home, to walk to a friend’s house alone. we do not have the luxury of choosing. Or you could

cotetr: -Will we get to meet him soon?-Not yet, he is not ready to learn that I’m made of two little gay gemsWait, what do you mean that’s not how the episode went???

this-is-garnet: this-is-garnet: Just because other people can’t see how hard you’re working, doesn’t mean you’re not working hard. You can do it.

feministfuckdolltrainer: domesticatedcunt: girls!!! This is exactly how you should view your relationship with Your man! These beliefs are the only guarantee of feeling satisfied in your relationship for both Him and you. If you do not feel this way,

Yes. This is Blog.

brandonskeie: romy7: Oh, Hello handsome! [x] This is apparently how you get a good V line, I will be doing this everyday forever now I used to have a watermark!

mejlfu:;0; some mono’s for @dashingicecream I saw you wanted some so I attempted (sorry its not anything special I couldnt think of any idea’s I planned to add bonus neruka but again no ideas :’0 PS im also sorry if this isnt how to do this I am

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